Farter

Someone who farts so much that their pants smell farty.

John is such a farter. His room smells farty for days

by Farty May 13, 2004

fasturbating

1)the act of masturbating very quickly.
2)masturbating as quickly as possible

I had to finish fasturbating before my lunch break was over.

by Bitchen Kitchen January 9, 2009

falter

To hesitate, quit!

P1: Don't falter, I think your brilliant.
P2: I'm not that good. I lie, cheat and hold hate in my mind.
P1: Makes you stronger man. We treat mishaps like sinking ships. A good quote to live by my old friend. "How glorious it is__and also how painful__to be an exception." -Louis Charles Alfred De Musset

by Wlfdg8W/AcrimsnPn November 26, 2009

fagster

a hipster of the homosexual persuasion

1: "that boy with the tight pants and bandana around his neck his so cute."
2: "grrrl he's a fagster!"

by danny zuko January 13, 2009

Fatter

One who worships at the Church of Fat run by John R. Lindensmith.

All the Fatters comment John R. Lindensmith every day.

by Random Church of Fatter July 24, 2006

Uncle Fester

That bald old-ass guy from "The Addams Family."

"The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded,
The Addams Family!"

by Jason L. March 2, 2005

festering hatchet wound

An unclean, smelly vagina.

Betsy pulled her pants down and man, it stunk so bad, I knew she had a festering hatchet wound.

by mt1mp August 17, 2007