penile extension

to get your penis enlarged

small paul getting bigger

by David boland October 25, 2003

ass extension

n. A phrase used by the recipient of a phone call that he or she does not wish to speak with you at the moment. Somewhat akin to "talk to the hand".

"Hello? Oh, it's you again. Listen, my ass's extension is 3459. Let me put you on hold for a moment while I transfer you."

"I'm going to give you my direct ass extension, please call directly next time."

by SaveOurSkyline December 24, 2008

excessive hyphenation

(n.) text in which words are brought together by hyphenation that are not supposed to be hyphenated. Usually a cover for bad spelling.

Kung-Fu Jesus' definitions---->

by Kung-Fu Jesus February 17, 2007

self expression

the act of doing the same thing as everyone else. let's admit it people everyone does it the same way.

self expression is a load of crap

by coochiecrook503 September 7, 2003

cock extension

any firearm owned by a paranoid, limp-dick, gun infatuated NRA true believer

It was the neighbor's cat, not an arab terrorist you fucking retard. Holster that cock extension before somebody gets hurt.

by Skid Mark VZ May 9, 2007

excessive u's

The British way of spelling. I love it...makes me laugh. Hehe!!! Because normal people spell things without the extra u...as in favorite, color, and savior. Booyah!

Harold: My favouuuuurite colouuuur is purple!
Tina: Harold, you're such a Brit, using all those excessive u's.

by Chesmerelda October 12, 2005

excelsior

A wonderful new name for a pussy.

"Man the word pussy is so odd and abnormal, Now excelsior is a worthy name for a marvelous creation as the vagina.

by Mr. Free Fall McGee October 5, 2008