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A European Swallow

A type of bird that migrates, weighs 5 ounces, and CANNOT carry a one-pound coconut.
These birds are very different than African swallows, which are bigger, and most likely COULD carry a one-pound coconut. But African Swallows do not migrate, so they wouldn't carry one if they tried.
"How far can a swallow fly?"
"Well which one, a European Swallow or an African Swallow?"
by Namonya March 5, 2021
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the north european meatball

A sexual experience involving oral sex and an icecube. The man lays down on the bed, and the woman starts licking his balls. After some sucking, the woman takes an icecube out and buries it in the mans ballsack. At this point the man would fell a cold pain. After some minutes, take the icecube away, and start licking his balls.
Person A: Hey honey! wonna have fun tonight?
Person B: Sure!
Person A: Lets try out the north european meatball
by dengodeperke November 28, 2017
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European Union

The European Union is a golden chance for all europeans to unite and build a new federated socialist europe. A unified europe would be the single most powerful geopolitical entity in the history of mankind.

Or we could cling onto our pathetic 'nation states' and remain the US and China's bitch.
Intervention by the federal army has proved instamental in ending the long conflict...the dollar continued its sharp decline against the euro...Klapmann was candid about the growing global influence of European Union forces...
by Ever closer union January 20, 2009
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European Sauna

When an all-male group decide to have a nude sauna, continually referring to it as being very "European" as opposed to being very gay.
Hey this place is hot! Whoa, why has John got his pants off? I didn't realise we were having a European Sauna, but don't worry i'm cool.
by Zac A October 26, 2006
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European Extreme

A game mode that takes years to beat
A. After 3 years I have beaten Metal Gear Solid on European Extreme
B.Good job now beat Metal Gear Solid 2
by AcethefaceofUD May 1, 2015
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European Ass Rammer

When A man Shoves his fist in another mans asshole while shes doing a handstand usually followed up by a Russian Dick Fidget
Bryan was thankful for the European Ass Rammer Alex performed on him last night
by Luke Ginther March 28, 2009
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European Lion Fist

While fisting a woman in the anus, one spreads the fingers open like a lions mane.
dude last night was so epic, she took the whole European lion fist
by thevandalsfan101 January 4, 2011
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