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Empty pillow case

A description to use when explaining the incomprehensible size of a womans sex organ.
Rod: So go on what was she like.
Tim: Rod, that old bitches snatch was the size of an empty pillow case.
by MickLinge April 2, 2006
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smile empty soul

They're a really good band with valid points.
by PretentiousLies August 29, 2003
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smile empty soul

A great trio band who's not afraid to talk about shit other people won't. sean Danielson's voice sounds a lot like Kurt Cobain's from Nirvana. Both band fuckin' rock!
Person 1: Dude, I'm going to see SES in concert soon!
Person 2: Dude, you're so lucky! I love them.
by dana October 26, 2003
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smile empty soul

The best fucking band in the universe with an awesome lead singer and lyrics that really mean something.
Smile Empty Soul is the best. Est.
by Fyrefly August 30, 2003
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smile empty soul

noun:a group of musicians who write their own music and are often refered to as the best damn band on the planet.
kick ass group of people
greatest album since "nirvana unplugged"
sound simalar to nirvana
person 1:"smile empty soul kicks so much ass"
person 2:"who?"
person 1:"im going to kick your ass for being so fucking gay"
by sarah July 30, 2004
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plastic empty head

Term for someone who is open-minded enough to adopt an untenable theory (often some kind of crackpot conspiracy), yet close-minded enough to reject all criticism of that theory. The combination of echoing empty space and solid, impenetrable plastic makes rational communication impossible.
I tell you, this Illinois lottery result proves that Obama is the antichrist. You're wasting your time arguing with me, I have a plastic empty head.
by Face of a Clam August 12, 2010
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Empty Bladder Paradox

When your bladder is empty until you are in a situation where you cannot use the restroom at which point your bladder is so full you have to urinate worse than you ever have. Also applies to getting comfortable in bed.
Didn't have to pee until I got a mile down the road and the empty bladder paradox hit me and I felt like I was gonna pee my pants.

Got hit with the empty bladder paradox as soon as I got comfortable in bed.
by Insanity_dark August 26, 2013
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