king of the empty castle syndrome

A type of slut-shamer who wants sex, but only wants it with people who have not had sex, out of insecurity about ability. Takes the attitude of "I want to be the best thing that's ever happened to a woman's vagina and if she's had anyone else, then I won't be."

"Did you ever hook up with that one guy?"
"Nah, he didn't want me, he found out I'd had a couple other partners and went all king of the empty castle syndrome."

by LittleSallySparrow June 22, 2012

empty barrel

United States Congress Woman Frederica Wilson (D) Florida.

Congress woman Wilson is nothing but an Empty Barrel.

by the_real_zacker October 20, 2017

empty barrel

An idiot or stupid person who has no idea what they’re talking about.

“That congresswoman sure is an “Empty Barrel.”

by Tesladude October 20, 2017

Empty

(noun)

A bowl movement that leaves one feeling tired and hungry

Jordan: Hey, Tyrone! You wanna go to the movies tonight?
Tyrone: Naw, man, I just had an empty!
Jordan: Damn!

by jtown2209 August 3, 2010

emptycar

when someone thinks they are really cool, by buying a car that is way too big for someone their age, hoping it will get them some friends. it has so many seats-but no1 to sit there.

guy: nice car man, whoa u got like 8 seats!
dario: yeah i know
guy: wow, i bet u go cruising with people all the time
dario: no, no its an......
guy: emptycar? im sorry dude

(dario cries and runs off)

by tinytom January 22, 2007

empty headed fuck

A person of poor character, work ethic, and limited intellect. Popular in the Niagara Region of the province of Ontario, Canada beginning in the late 1990s. The term may well have migrated from Alberta.

You empty headed fuck! Pick up that pile of debris before you trip over it yet again!

jerk jackass miscreant dullard oaf

by Curmudgeon2014 March 4, 2014

Empty Hot Pocket

An extremely sexy person with no skills, thought provoking questions, or general intelligence.

Person 1: Do you like her?
Person 2: No she's clumsy and an empty hot pocket.

by SortaFriendlyGuy April 24, 2017