elon musk

the world's richest and oldest 5 year old

Things Elon Musk has accomplished:
- make the worst payment "service" (PayPal)
- buy and subsequently ruin even further the worst social media platform (Twitter)
- invent a truck that looks like a brutalist toad (Cybertruck)
- invent a worse subway which doubles as a fire hazard (Las Vegas Loop)
- IRL Kerbal Space Program (SpaceX)
- ridding Die Antwoord of their title as Most Ill-Received South African
- smoke weed on a live stream

by F R O N G U S September 19, 2024

Elon Pooped The Bed

He did it! I know it! Go to Spain and ask Amber Heard!

Hym "Elon Pooped The Bed! I know he did it!"

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025

Elon's Musk

A scent likened to that of a smell associated with ComicCon, but with a hint of privilege.

Whew! What's that smell?

You like that? I've been on Twitter the last few days and haven't showered.

Damn, I knew it was a case of Elon's Musk.

by street_samurai December 16, 2022

Elon Musketeer

A modern nerd who looks up to Elon Musk

Did you see that guy live blogging SpaceX and Tesla events. Yeah, total Elon Musketeer

by RockPaperSkittles March 15, 2024

Elon number

The number of people fucked between you and Elon Musk, especially in the transfem community. Musk fucked Grimes (0) who fucked Chelsea Manning (1) who fucked…

- What’s your Elon number?
- it’s 8, and my girlfriend’s is 7

by Tarobogiga November 28, 2023

Elon it

Taking something that is widely successful and tanking it in fell swoop

Musk really elon it when he took over Twitter.

by lordentropy January 16, 2023

Elon Job

To acquire and and rename everything possible with X in the name to make them more edgy and cool while simultaneously destroying anything salvageable about the brand or company.

Did you see the new Elon job?
Which one the tesla x, spaceX, xCorp, xAI, x.com or did he name another child with x?

by anonXperson August 6, 2024