Electric Retard

the about page from this web comic begins, "An entrancing comic strip suitable for children. It is drawn in MS paint buy sic a guy named eric, who likes to photograph children in the park on sunny days."

Electric Retard is truly an enchanting demonstration that art does not require fancy software or the ability to draw. Using only MS paint, a fertile mind full of good ideas, and just a little bit of hope for a better world, eric created art that truly defines the world in which we live.

I guess electric retard could also be an adjective to describe retards made of electricity.

After I read that comic from electric retard, I realized Hemingway, Faulkner, Kafka, Dostoevsky, and Twain were all talentless hacks.

guy 1: Man, I feel bad for making fun of that electric retard.
guy 2: You should. He's retarded!
guy 1: No, that's not why I feel bad. He heard and started shocking me. Now I can't get it up.

by beaulingpin June 23, 2009

Trust Your Elected Leaders

To place blind faith in your elected representatives with out holding them to account.

Something only a complete fool would do.

Too amny Americans Thrust their elected leaders.

by black flag June 5, 2004

electric six

Not Britsh you moron. Detroit based rock band. Famous for their compulsive lying, bizarre style and friendship with the White Stripes.

Dick Valentine was disapointingly boring on Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

by dudeman April 16, 2004

ejection seat

A sexual position in which the woman lays down on her back and man stradles her face. In this position the man reverse titty fucks the woman while the woman tosses his salad. After the man cums he then initiates a fart in the woman's face at which time she is so disgusted that she pushes him off...hence the ejection seat.

My girlfriend was in a kinky mood last night so I gave her an ejection seat to get my ass munched on and so I could cum on her tits.

by Pacos November 1, 2005

Electric Messiah

24 year old triggered weeabo autistic social justice warrior & LARPing YouTube satanist with a 1 inch penis from Oak Lawn Illinois known for wearing a monkey mask on YouTube debating and threatening feminists while trying to pick up on underage girls using his autistic alpha male moves.

See also Autism, Chimp, Gimp

"Is that Electric Messiah in the cage throwing feces at us?"

by JwoJokerWorldOrder January 1, 2019

electricity

a form of energy that is shaped by its vessel, lies dormant or active in anything that requires energy

ie: electric current in a wire/ electromagnetic field given off by a battery/ bioelectricity found in most living things/ potential energy when its container is not using energy etc.

by dr. jack dexter February 15, 2012

Double Ejection

To eject from both ski's whilst wiping out on a ski run or jump.

Q. Was that wipe-out a double or single ejection?

by Cameron March 30, 2004