Pre-new year ejaculate

When people start saying "see you next year" the last week of December right up until the 31st at 11:59.

On Dec. 26th, Sam said to Dave, See you next year.
Dave replied to Sam, "Did you just Pre-new year ejaculate me?"

by Filamena C January 7, 2010

Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce

Expression used when one is ripped off.

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.

by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009

No nut november pt. 2 (Ejaculation December)

On the 1st of December, everyone who has completed no nut November MUST cum.

If they don’t, they have to complete no nut December as well.

I’m so exited for No nut November Pt. 2 (Ejaculation December)

by Now Nut December November 11, 2019

Ejaculation Desperation

When you are so desperately horny you have to ejaculate.

IM CUMMING!!
To the kitchen?
No in my pants! It’s an ejaculation desperation

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb May 14, 2020

Forward Ejaculate

When a girl shoots your load back onto your dong after you finish in her

Daniel: oops I just finished inside of you

Isabella: watch out… I’m going to forward ejaculate it out of me on your weiner

by Kosher Daddy Dan October 14, 2025

eJaculate

Is how someone types "ejaculate" after typing "eSwatini" too many times.

Last night I accidentally in the PornHub search I wrote "step-dad eJaculates inside of step-daughter" lol!

by greekmadlad March 30, 2024

mouth ejaculation

When you are saying something before you mean to.

When you are saying something that you were thinking but didn’t mean to say it.

I heard “Your mom looks like a whore in those shorts” coming out of my mouth when it wasn’t supposed to, hence a mouth ejaculation.

by Forestdancer September 9, 2022