Ejacula

A version of Dracula where he wants your cum instead of blood

"Hey have you seen Ejacula"
"No"

by Faggot Ass Clothes September 21, 2021

Ejacules

The son of Jizz-eus (of Mount Olimpdick) and Aphrodykey; The Greek Demi-God of sexual pleasuring

Hey Greg, have you heard the stories about the massive loads the great Ejacules could blow?

by RiverOfBukkake June 2, 2023

Ejaculescant

Almost like another word for "Agreed!" or "Affirmative" or "Understandable", a confirmation that you agree with what someone has said.

You : "Balls"
Your friend : "Agreed"
You : "Yep"

Your Friend : "Ejaculescant"
You : "What?"

by Comrade Albert August 1, 2023

nipple ejaculation

A phrase used in awkward situations to relieve tension

Person 1: soooo...
Person 2: nipple ejaculation
All: hahahaha

by Barbsbarbie September 17, 2013

Orifice Ejaculation

Occurs when one ejaculates through every orifice of the body: Ears, nose, mouth, etc. It is described as a very powerful feeling, many times more powerful than one's average daily splooge. A test conducted last year revealed that the orifice ejaculation has a hormone release 69 times greater than that of masturbation, cocaine, and shrooms combined.

Note: the ability to orifice ejaculate is extremely rare, so rare that certain people exalt them as rulers or even deities. This is known as orificism.

I just can't wait to tell my wife I had an orifice ejaculation last night

by sniquemazter November 22, 2016

Nuclear Ejaculation

Ever played Titanfall? Yeah, that one.

"Oh, the pilot ejcted and blew me up."
"I blew up your mom with a Nuclear Ejaculation"

by Nut_meme November 29, 2016

Eye ejaculant

The substance produced by one's ocular cavity after watching a particularly emotional commercial regarding a long distance phone call to an elderly relative or former high school volleyball coach.

Toby, wipe that eye ejaculant off of your cheek, Dianne doesn't know what she's missing out on. Son, this too shall pass. Now finish your homework.

by Headyesq October 13, 2017