A large, sprawling, industrial cesspool located in central Alberta, that is home to about 1.1 million people. Edmonton is known for very few things, and is a relatively unremarkable city with the largest shopping mall in North America. Edmonton has the highest murder rate in Canada, because all of the inbred trash that works in the oil fields up north comes down to Edmonton to waste their money on whores, drugs and lap dances before shooting someone in the face. These people are usually white trash, natives or immigrants from Africa and India.
Edmonton is also home to some of the most godawful, fucked up architecture in the world, where every building is either a grey or brown box that is spiced up with shitty neon. This is because most of the city's buildings were built in 1966 and haven't been renovated since my parents were in kindergarten and all the historic architecture was torn down by unscrupulous city planners.
On the bright side, Edmonton is also one of the wealthiest, fastest growing cities in the world, and the average Edmontonian has a higher per capita income than any other type of Canadian. That's the only reason I stay in this frozen over hellhole. Edmontonians have opportunities like no other.
Also, Edmonton is still better than Calgary, which is a boring Toronto wannabe with ugly, rude people and a shitty zoo. It's not as ugly as Edmonton, but it has no soul and is inhabited by mindless worker drones who sit in cubicles all day drinking soup from a straw.
Edmonton is also home to some of the most godawful, fucked up architecture in the world, where every building is either a grey or brown box that is spiced up with shitty neon. This is because most of the city's buildings were built in 1966 and haven't been renovated since my parents were in kindergarten and all the historic architecture was torn down by unscrupulous city planners.
On the bright side, Edmonton is also one of the wealthiest, fastest growing cities in the world, and the average Edmontonian has a higher per capita income than any other type of Canadian. That's the only reason I stay in this frozen over hellhole. Edmontonians have opportunities like no other.
Also, Edmonton is still better than Calgary, which is a boring Toronto wannabe with ugly, rude people and a shitty zoo. It's not as ugly as Edmonton, but it has no soul and is inhabited by mindless worker drones who sit in cubicles all day drinking soup from a straw.
I just went to Edmonton, got shot, got frost bite and made 500,000 dollars from working at McDonalds.
by jeogruiewrf December 30, 2011
Get the Edmonton mug.A city that is always stereotyped. Where the kids are seen as 'snotty', even though 2% of the high school's make-up fall under such a category. A high school that was in Sports Illustrated’s top athletic schools in the nation, is academically considered top in Minnesota, and where 96% of the graduating class attends a 4 year college because of their knowledge, not money. Where kids can laugh about the stereotypes because of the city's reputation, but not about their personal experience. A city, contrary to popular belief, voted liberal in the 2004 presidential election. A place that challenges condemners to visit, and then make an educated judgment.
Wayzata Jock #1: God! Edina is just a bunch of preppy white rich kids!
Wayzata Jock #2: Yeah! AND they beat us in football!
(True story. I'll tell you some time.)
Wayzata Jock #2: Yeah! AND they beat us in football!
(True story. I'll tell you some time.)
by EHS Student May 23, 2006
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Get the Edonit mug.Every one of history's most brutal, intolerant, and prejudiced dictators consolidated into one person. All of the most aggressive political and war ideologies wrapped around an ego. The reincarnation of every enemy imaginable.
Manipulative and bigoted yet mannered when he wants to be.
Against:
All of LGBT
Disabilities
All philosophies that aren't his
Liberalism and a little conservatism
The egotist who will grow to sadly become the next Hitler. The one everyone will neglect until it's too late.
Manipulative and bigoted yet mannered when he wants to be.
Against:
All of LGBT
Disabilities
All philosophies that aren't his
Liberalism and a little conservatism
The egotist who will grow to sadly become the next Hitler. The one everyone will neglect until it's too late.
Someone: "I don't really like the idea of all-gender bathrooms..."
Me: "Sounds very Edmond-like of you."
Me: "Sounds very Edmond-like of you."
by killhermajesty May 8, 2018
Get the Edmond mug.A town. That's all it can be described as. It's thought of as the wealthier part of Minnesota, but it doesn't really affect the people. The 'Cake-Eater' stereotype people support doesn't have too much to back on, even if there is more money going around in the town.
I live in Edina. You may have heard of it, but it's not too important, so just settle the fuck down.
by Sir Bames Jond of the CCCR March 7, 2011
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Teen no.1 "Dude lets go to downtown Edmonds and check out the babes!"
Teen no.2 "you really are a fag aren't you?"
Teen no.2 "you really are a fag aren't you?"
by Robert from the halfway house. October 16, 2008
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About a million people . Most of them are quite nice, and in some parts, like white ave, they're really fun and unique.
Of course we're not the best city in the world, but we are better than Calgary.
The only thing wrong with us.. And come on, my fellow Edmontonians, you have to agree,
we are horrible for crime. We're the crime capital of Canada.
Whoopiee for us.
WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!!! :D
About a million people . Most of them are quite nice, and in some parts, like white ave, they're really fun and unique.
Of course we're not the best city in the world, but we are better than Calgary.
The only thing wrong with us.. And come on, my fellow Edmontonians, you have to agree,
we are horrible for crime. We're the crime capital of Canada.
Whoopiee for us.
WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!!! :D
Edmonton is the best at Hockey
"Who one the hockey game tonight?" "The Edmonton Oilers"
______ was killed in Edmonton
"Who one the hockey game tonight?" "The Edmonton Oilers"
______ was killed in Edmonton
by Noneofyour Business August 25, 2011
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