Essex Icecube

When a dirty chav is on her period she drips her blood into a pint glass and puts it in the fridge overnight and forces her boyfriend to drink it the next day.

My girlfriend knocked me out and gave an essex icecube

by Toxic-Temptation October 21, 2011

Queen Essential

adj: Describing something vital, or as worthy as a Queen in chess; Positive, important description.
This word became widely used in the early 2000's and now is quite popular in the North East of USA.

Tyler: Is it important to use a tennis racket in tennis?
Deane-K: Of course, it is queen essential to have a racket.

by Tyler DK April 27, 2008

Essex

Genarally considered to be a low life slapper.The sort of girl who,s up for it any time with anyone, up against the wall behind the pub in any sort of weather. The sort of dirty tart who would suck a tramps dick if she had,nt been lucky enough to score. They tend to have common names such a Nicky, Sharon, Crystal, and such. In other countries such as America they would attract descriptions such as Ghetto Hoe or Phat Booty, or Crack Hoe.

These types dont always seem to come from essex though and ive met a few in my time form places like Bury St Edmund and other "nice" places.It more of an attitude than a place of origin that tells one she,s an "essex" girl.The one i knew once would shagg anyone, even shagged in public on a bar floor when on a drunken ski holiday. They all seem to have have a few things in common though such as low esteem and an obsession with sex, porn movies and jizz slurping.

by Slapper girl May 30, 2007

Essex

A place located in Baltimore County Maryland, filled with the nicest people in the world. Essex is no comparison for other counties in Maryland, and is amazing next to Dundalk. Essex may be filled with some teethless characters, but some fine people come out of this area.

-Hey! Whats that smell?
-It's Dundalk dude!
-Oh that's right, Essex is much better!

by jiggaloooowhoa June 19, 2008

Essex girl

smart, sassy, fun, and striving hard in life like everyone else.

"I'm a massive fan of the dictionary." -Essex girl

by Trishylikefishy November 10, 2021

The Esser

when the girl surgically removed your balls and sews them to her forehead

I gave the kid the esser

by Ultimate Clappage January 23, 2015

Essence

An African- American girl who is super fly and goes to school everyday after smoking weed.

Damnn Essence looks high .

by Banggangek August 9, 2018