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election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.
Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
by TheSharpie November 25, 2016
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Electrical

An area in Among Us where, no matter what, you will always die. It doesn't matter what map, you will die. Be sure to check here for bodies if alive.
Crewmate 1: Hey, uh, can someone come to Electrical with me?
Crewmate 2: Yeah, sure.
Imposter: I'll tag along too.
*some time later*
*Dead body reported*
Crewmate 1: It's *insert imposter colour here*! They killed *insert crewmate 2 colour here*!
Imposter: *insert crewmate 1 colour here* is acting kinda sus. I think they're the impostor.
*everyone else votes crewmate 1*
*crewmate 1 is ejected*
Game: Crewmate 1 was not The Imposter.
by TheCrusader1296 September 15, 2020
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Electra Complex

Carl Jung's female equivalent to Freud's Oedipus Complex; the theory that during the Freud's phallic stage of childhood development, girls develop a sexual attachment to their father (or father figure), leading them to want to kill mother and marry their father. The name derives from the Greek myth of Electra, who wanted to avenge her father's death by killing her mother, who was responsible for the murder.
Guy 1: Don't date girls with an Electra complex, mate.

Guy 2: Why not?

Guy 1: They think their father is God; you'll never measure up.
by Tzel September 10, 2009
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Special Erection

When you’re in special ed class and get a handy from the guy/girl sitting next to you while the teacher is out of the room
Dude I got ~special erection~ yesterday, that’s the hottest handy
by The Pussy Bomba May 10, 2019
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The Electric Hernandez

When fucking a girl from behind at the Mexican border, the man grabs the electric fence as he ejaculates; sending the electric current into the woman's body.

OR

In the event that the Mexican border is unavailable, simply stick a battery in a girls ass and fuck her from behind while wearing a sombrero.
Guy 1: Hey man, you score last night?

Guy 2: Damn right I did hommes, totally gave her the electric hernandez!

Guy 1: (nods) Like a boss...
by lipsmanless September 22, 2012
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erectile dysfunction

Dude my erectile dysfunction means I can OD on Viagara
by manc od May 25, 2006
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Erection Protection

The amount of protection provided by clothing such as pants, sweaters and shirts, that helps to hide the fact that you have an erection.
"My swim shorts didn't have very good erection protection last night. Every one in pool could tell I was as hard as a rock."

"I'd give these new pair of jeans a 10/10 on the erection protection scale!"
by Missed or Nickel August 12, 2009
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