donkey on a waffle

To engage in work at your own pace while giving the impression of assigning it the highest of priorities. Due to the vague nature of the statement, once the true meaning is discovered, it is neither questioned nor criticized.

(First regained popularity as a phrase in the IT industry around late 1999 - early 2000.)

"I'll be all over getting these reports done like a donkey on a waffle!"

by Dean Webb October 27, 2004

donkey show

The infamous act of a girl getting fucked by a donkey cock, whilst paying gentlemen gather around and watch.

Davey and I want to go to Mexico to pick up some Rx's and see a donkey show, cause we'd love to see a girl who's in so much need of money or cock that she'd fuck a donkey.

by Bramble July 23, 2004

Dope Donkey

A dumb cunt that is smoking all your jib along with all your buddies dope too! Fucking Dope Donkeys

That fucking useless Dope Donkey whore smoked all my dope and didnt even suck my cock! Philthy Fucking Dope Donkeys

by Garth Ditner November 17, 2009

donkey butt

where a chicks ass wheighs more than her body

damn that girls gotta fat donkey butt.

by justin c. October 21, 2003

donkey kong punch

Similar to the wordDonkey Punch/word, except during climax, instead of punching the girl as hard as you can, you slam a barrel over her head.

So I was hittin' this chick up right,
and she was all into the freaky stuff right,
so I was all like "Yo, baby, let's do the donkey punch!"
But she was like "Hey, let's do something freaky--the donkey kong punch!"
Yeah. It was nice.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

Donkey Tubered

When something doesn't go quite as planned resulting in a negative outcome, eg (Ass Rooted)

"I was riding my bike and hit a curb"

"What happened then"

"I got Donkey Tubered!!"

by Donkey Tuber January 3, 2010

Shlomp Donkey

Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.

2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.

yo, isn't that Jenny?" "yeah, she a damn Shlomp Donkey.

by HoldenTits October 25, 2010