A sexual act involving two men and one woman, whereby the woman is being penetrated at the same time in the anus and vagina. Piston-like action.
by allcaps99 March 20, 2009
The act of taking a shit in any body of water and guiding your fresh turd (henceforth referred to as the torpedo) to your friends swimming nearby, be it by natural currents or human motion. You position yourself upstream, take a squatting position and spread your butt cheeks to launch the warhead. As the guidance system locks in on your target, you then start the countdown sequence: “3, 2, 1, fire!” If your brown torpedo hits one of your friends and triggers its toxic cargo, you then shout “I’ve sunk your battleship!”
by Three Stripes June 11, 2014
To place the penis into the mouth of a loved one, and to cover their eyes with your testicles whilst doing so.
The only thing she disliked about me giving her a dutch blindfold was that my (pubic) hair got caught in her left eye and it went blood-shot.
by Dazza May 19, 2003
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
The name given to a clot of jizz caught in the plughole, after having a wank in the bath and running away the water.
by lingurgitator June 29, 2007
by bill hinrichsen May 01, 2005
A combination of a "dutch oven" and "bitch slap", wherein one releases flatulence into his or her own hand and proceeds to "bitch slap" an opponent. The smell is horrendous.
by The Lone Appendage June 13, 2009