dumple

n. Small pile of excretement. A term used exclusively by small children and rich urbanites with tiny dogs.

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What a cute dumple! Who's mummy's little precious?

Mother! I'm in law school. Let it go.

by gnostic3 August 4, 2016

dumler

eye candy, whole snack, 5 course meal, munch and a half, sexy, hottie with a body,

i saw dylan at the game reminded me of a dumler

by hamsandwhich02 November 6, 2017

Dumpleganger

A person who looks like a dumpy or sloppy version of another individual.

“That stripper looks like a fat Miley Cyrus.....she could be her dumpleganger “

by NormalStu August 15, 2018

Dullema

The choice between two equally boring outcomes.

How am I supposed to pick one of these boring outcomes, what a dullema!

by Interius July 17, 2021

Jack "Money Longer" Dudley

A kid with lots of money and a longer peen

I love Jack "Money Longer" Dudley because of his big money and bigger peen.

by tsmoneylonger July 18, 2022

Fag Depleter

One who smokes cigarettes but does not buy them, thereby depleteng everyone else of thier cigarettes or as the brits say "fags"

Go buy your own Cigarettes you fag depleter!!

by Jasen January 23, 2007

duplex

The process of wiping one's own butt with both hands, front and back, at the same time.

I had to duplex my wiping process to save time after I took a sloppy dump.

by Plerk December 1, 2017