dumbfoundedly

The adverb form of dumbfounded.

The man stood quite dumbfoundedly, as he was informed that the word dumbfoundedly is, indeed, not a word used in proper english.

by Doctor Wolfington January 27, 2005

dump tickets

1. Toilet paper: More specifically, the fast-food napkins kept in the glovebox of a vehicle to be used for emergencies in lieu of toilet paper.

today at lunch, christian stocked up on a nice stack of dump tickets for the truck, among other supplies while raiding the fixins bar.

by muffler November 9, 2008

dump truck booty

A trending metaphorical term to describe a specific type of large "booty". Dumptruck refers to a booty that typically exceeds the measurement of 40".

Best served with skinny jeans, leggings and yoga pants.

"Damn! She didn't just have a bubble butt, she had a dumptruck!"

“That girl shay always gets cat-called while walking the streets of NYC, because of that dump truck booty.”

by Anonymousbroski September 2, 2020

Ghost Dump

The pleasantly surprising experience of not having to wipe after taking a dump.

"That feel when you go to wipe and are relieved in realizing it was a ghost dump, the task at hand has already been performed by an unseen and unknown force."

by TedStroke June 13, 2013

top deck dump

Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).

The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!

by Telephony January 5, 2011

Big Dump

The act of taking a crap.

There is nothing more satisfying that taking a big dump with a good book to read too

by Rancid randy February 25, 2004

dumbfuckled

as if struck dumb with complete stupidity and confusion

Wally was completely dumbfuckled by the number of fish I caught compared to him catching no fish at all.

by Soul Clown Email List Guy December 1, 2004