Duolingo

A cognitive trap disguised as a language learning service to keep people addicted until they lose the ability to speak their native language leaving them with no cognition.

Duolingo should've called itself Antilinguo. My friend lost his ability to communicate after using Duolingo and knows absolutely nothing for the rest of his life. We had to Euthanize him because there were no solutions.

by BetterSkatez July 1, 2025

Duolingo

A bird that will kidnap your family while you're asleep unless you do 1 lesson daily

Person 1: Hey, I did my Duolingo yesterday, now I'm at Unit 35
Person 2: Bro, I forgot! Let me call my mom.
*Person 2 calls his mother, no response*
Person 1: Dang, bro.

by HERHUGEBOOBS August 24, 2025

war dialing

Using a port scanner to find vulnerable computer systems.

"I was war dialing the school's network and found a backdoor, so I gave myself strait A's."

by Subdermal_iPod_implantee December 18, 2006

dilly-dialing

making a phone call out of boredom or indecision; To dawdle or vacillate on the phone.

When my girlfriend is bored she will call me up and burn all my daytime minutes dilly-dialing.

by mike desmond December 20, 2007

stalk dialing

1. The act of deliberating calling a person's phone number repeatidly in succession.

2. The disrespecting act of making a nuisance of one's self by continuously dialing a number. As if doing the same thing (dialing) over and over again, will produce a different result.

Why is Allie always stalk dialing people? lf they wanted to talk to her, they would!

by ConcernedInChesapeake November 7, 2011

self dealing

When someone wants to be a pig and cash in on what you already got going for yourself.

"Wow. I thought the mofo was honestly wanting to help. But his self dealing antics got in the way to having good sex."

by Aspxts-pa-leez April 24, 2018

floor dulling

the government’s devices under the floor to make a citizen feel numb

The floor dulling had the historical American feeling injured.

by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019