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Droned

The state of being both drunk and stoned on weed. The best drink for this is vodka. The best music for getting droned is Witch House.

PS- I know ppl already call this getting “crossed” but I feel this is a more accurate word.

Plus in British English to get “cross” is to get angry with someone, and in Archaic English to be “crossed” means to be cursed/hexed.

So “droned” has a much more positive vibe, just the thing needed for a term about weed.
"Huh? What'd you say? Sorry, I'm pretty droned right now"

“Man I am so glad they broke up with me. After it happened, I just felt this huge weight off my back and I just went home and got droned listening to Crystal Castles and White Ring.”

"Haha, this movie is so cool when you're droned"
by ghostdancer May 9, 2022
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Droning

Secretly watching someone
He was creepishly droning a girl he admired
by Jay da brrr August 4, 2025
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drone police

drohn puh-lees

noun

A person often observed to be overreacting to perceived risky images or video. A person that thinks they know all the regulations in every country and believes they are entitled to judge people against those supposed regulations.
A person that often does not check the locality of the image or video being posted and often attempts to apply local, often misunderstood, regulations to said video or image.
Also known to assume image or video is from a drone rather than a platform or other aircraft.
Often claims or at least assumes that a pilot posting said images or video is unlicensed or at the very least does not have permission to fly where they assume the image or video was taken/recorded.

Related forms:

Sheriff
I had the drone police commenting on my video posted on Facebook last night.
The drone police reported my video to FAA/CASA.
by Norgan June 4, 2018
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Droned

A combination of getting drunk and stoned (getting high)
"no, I'm too droned to get up dad."
by Lovestrucktreehugger July 31, 2024
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Drone

That guy who says he works from home, but everyone know's his wife is the bread winner because he's commenting on Facebook all day with no genuine thought.
Uncle Hal is such a creepy drone, he's on his phone more than a jr. high cheerleader. I wish Aunt Jill would dump that worthless dud.
by LeeroySchtiglitz September 22, 2020
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Drone Humor

When a show/movie gets a reboot and forces in references to modern (at the time) references, typically iPhones, Cancel Culture and (obviously) drones.
Person A: You head there doing a King of the Hill reboot?

Person B: I’m not looking forward to it, it’ll probably have lots of drone humor.
by gsby March 22, 2024
mugGet the Drone Humormug.

Drone Camper

A person in a multiplayer game who "Camps" In the drone form of their character usually never leaving spawn.

Once their drone is taken down they usually wait until they can send another one never leaving the back corners of the game.
You will most likely not see one of these players in a match unless directly fought, They will usually lose the match up due to lack of non drone knoledge.
That Drone Camper will not go out and fight he is just sitting there.
I can't stand Drone Campers he won't actually help us!
by kk5dire April 4, 2021
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