draco malfoy

Draco Malfoy is a dangerously unattractive character in the movie series Harry Potter.
Most people who look at him never get to see the light of day again.

Person 1: omg omg draco malfoy is so hot
Person 2: ik I saw him in my vagina the other day
Person 1: lucky!
Person 2: i mistaked my discharge as him

by grungehippie December 1, 2021

Draco Malfoy

huge obsession on harry potter. like just tell him u like him!
"wonderful harry potter, with his broomstick and his scar"
-Draco
revealed by lucius malfoy that draco has been saying that for a dozen times.

exhibit A: draco malfoy climbs up a tree and waits for harry to go outside. just for harry.
exhibit B: draco does that whole choreography with his gang at hagrid's class (poa)
exhibit C: would risk getting detention and getting dressed as a dementor to torment harry. like, no bully would work THAT hard but go off i guess
exhibit D: wanted to be friends with him and probably squealed when someone said harry was on the train, and probably wailed when harry rejected him

by batwithdicks December 31, 2020

draco orbs

some aladdin nigga

draco orbs is a nigga

by sinay assina September 17, 2020

draco malfoy

a fucking idiot

person: do you know draco malfoy

person: a fucking idiot

by manizha January 13, 2022

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😱: 《¤》Draco《¤》draco《¤》Draco《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Draco Malfoy

An awesome hot dude whos in Hp who has a har time hiding is jealousy of Harry Potter and is prob gay asf for him

Draco Malfoy is my life

by Harryxdracofan April 16, 2021

Draco Malfoy

The hottest, sexist, most beautiful death eater ever. Everyone who is in love with him either has severe daddy issues, severe commitment issues, or is just mentally unstable (I have a mix of the 3)

Person 1: you like Draco Malfoy?!?!
Person 2: hell yeah!
Person 1: that explains a lot...

by Draco’s#1Bitch November 18, 2020