Skip to main content

Doober-Zyt

N. 1. A legendary fruit native to the southern regions of Africa known by some for its ability to give immortality if squirted in the face, smells very potent and location is unknown.
2. A person without hair, of a larger size that falls down often.
3. Slang term for scrawny, weaker, pre-mature males who must maintain defensive posture to make up for their unusually small penis size.
V. 1. To live forever in a matter of speaking.
2. To perform gay acts in the face of danger.
N. The monkey with its magnificent aim, was able to make a fly trapped in a spider web immortal with the kiss of the Doober-Zyt.
He was a sad little fella who drove a Saturn and spoke with a stutter, scared of girls while flabbergasted around them, but then again he did have his German ancestry of the Germanic heritage of the Doober-Zyts.
V. The super hero rescued countless civilians, and saved the day on many occasions, but as the meteor approached he found the need to shine his latex uniform and Doober-Zyt the day.
by Cory Strawbridge September 6, 2004
mugGet the Doober-Zyt mug.

doobhead

homie, friend, buddy, stupid, dumbass
whats up doobhead
nothing much, u see the messsage i gave you?
oh yea, you are korny doobhead
by shewit October 26, 2007
mugGet the doobhead mug.

scoobert doobert

The retarded long lost brother of Scooby Doo, he spends his nights at the local Chinese restaurant hitting on old gals.
"Man that guy last night was a big Scoobert Doobert"
by Turtletits51 March 22, 2016
mugGet the scoobert doobert mug.

Doobie

a marajuanna joint, as in a splif or J
pass the doobie bud,
hey man you got a doobie?
by FutureHistory April 25, 2006
mugGet the Doobie mug.

Dobby

A small rather ugly looking house elf that looks like a ragdoll. dobby is the former servant of the malfoys. He disobeyed their commands in harry potter and the chamber of secrets in order to warn harry about the evil in the school. however dobby isnt allowed to tell very important things without hurting himself becasue hes not supposed to. In the end, dobby is thrown a sock by lucius malfoy (thanks to harry potter) and dobby was set free. he is now at hogwarts where he works for very small amounts of money and wears many coks and scarfs. he is also extremely loyal to harry potter.
Harry: who are you?
Dobby: "dobby sir, dobby the house elf"
Harry: "not to be rude or anything, but this isnt a great time for me to have a house elf in my bedroom"
Dobby: "oh dobby understands sir, its just that dobby, has something you must know. it is difficult sir, dobby wonders where to begin."
by Anna Pryce June 11, 2006
mugGet the Dobby mug.

doobie

a fat joint, sometimes the size of a blunt but rolled in the same papers used for a joint
I'm not gonna just give you a joint, I'll give you a fuckin doobie
by nicole April 11, 2005
mugGet the doobie mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email