While taking a dump, you lift your ass slightly after the shit falls to avoid having the dirty toilet water splash on your ass.
Always dump and dodge while using public toilets, because you don't know where that toilet has been.
by RBurton August 2, 2008
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by John Bain August 8, 2016
Get the doing a dodger mug.When a straight male is being hit on by a gay male, and he is able to get out of the situation without causing a scene.
"Dude Brad was totally hitting on Jeff!" " whoa what happened?"
"Dude he hit em with that smooth banana dodge and pretended his mom was calling him"
"Dude he hit em with that smooth banana dodge and pretended his mom was calling him"
by Doctor Octo July 26, 2016
Get the Smooth Banana Dodge mug.When you are Caught on the Fumble and you suddenly find a very convenient excuse or distraction to avoid answering giving a stupid or negative answer that could lead to a lot of trouble.
Samantha: (talking without end in sight about cats) I like cats, do you like cats, my favorite cat breed is the Egyptian Mau, the thing I like about them is...
John: (thinking about the Football Game last night)
Samantha: ...hey, what do you like better, the Maine Coon, or the Turkish Mau? And don't just say, 'because' liek you always do, or you're not getting any tonight!
John: (caught on the fumble) Oh yeah, um... (sees a Baskin Robins) Oh look, a Baskin Robins, want to get some ice cream there?
Samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) Oh sure!
John: (thinks to himself) I managed to Dodge the Fumble right there, John...
John: (thinking about the Football Game last night)
Samantha: ...hey, what do you like better, the Maine Coon, or the Turkish Mau? And don't just say, 'because' liek you always do, or you're not getting any tonight!
John: (caught on the fumble) Oh yeah, um... (sees a Baskin Robins) Oh look, a Baskin Robins, want to get some ice cream there?
Samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) Oh sure!
John: (thinks to himself) I managed to Dodge the Fumble right there, John...
by Anonymous Legend October 23, 2009
Get the Dodge the Fumble mug.After a few joints, the behaviour of being completely spaced and not knowing whats going on. Mild rocking and head rocking occurs, normally coinsides with munchies. People in this state cannot be talked to normally or moved in anyway. They're just on a mad one.
"Dude you were digeree-dooing so hard last night, u completely missed out on the birthday cake."
"Wha' man, no way"
"Wha' man, no way"
by robhotchoc September 10, 2011
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