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Artful Dodger

A crafty person who commits minor crimes or behaves in a rather unscrupulous manner or one who deftly evades obstacles, pursuers, inconveniences, or other difficulties.
Did you see how skilfully he pickpocketed that rich gentleman?
Yeah, what an Artful Dodger
by JAMDELO July 23, 2022
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Jammie dodger

When you're avoiding having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle.
Friend 1: "Hey bro you fucked your girlfriend recently?"

Friend 2: "Nah man I'm a jammie dodger at the moment cause she's on her period"
by Jessticles Jr. May 29, 2022
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Headphone dodger

“Headphone dodgers” are those who play music or videos out loud on public transport are part of a wider problem of anti-social behavior. They infuriate their fellow Tube, train and bus passengers by making calls on speakerphone and playing music and videos out loud.
Person X: Taking too much space on the subway, listening to the slop-hop (loud and distorted).

Person Y: "Ever heard of earbuds pal? These stinky clothed headphone dodgers are mucking up my morning commute".
by /fa/ggot annon May 4, 2025
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dodger-brained

doj-er - breynd

When a sports fan is overwhelmingly vocal about their team even though no one asked. An internet troll with no creativity or basic means of human communication. They have little education or real ambition and continuously live in the past.
"Can you believe that dodger-brained doofus didn't know it took his team 72 years to win a championship?"
by TantrumPolice December 31, 2020
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triple dog dodger

when (generally) two guys and one girl get together for a Threesome™ , with the female sandwiched in the middle, 1 male lying on his back and one male lying on top of the girl on his stomach. the bottom male takes the ass and neck and the top male takes . everything else
me: dude,, that dream i had last night was so weird,, i almost had a triple dog dodger with frank and gerard
person: no way!
by silentinletrees April 23, 2018
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boat dodger

A person today in Ireland who never emigrated in the time Ireland was a poor country with a Third World infrastructure i.e. prior to 1997.
Boat Dodger :Mainly public sector workers and farmers.
by John Lane February 29, 2008
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Dub Dodger

Someone who avoids getting dubs with the boys
Can’t believe Kevin is being a dub dodger tonight.
by Hi I’m teej August 3, 2025
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