sexy doctor's appointment

a hand job given when the man is completely naked and the woman is fully clothed

I was hoping for a blow job, but I'll take a sexy doctor's appointment.

by Gus Polinski July 31, 2009

I Need A Doctor

Newest raw ass song with sick vid' because of Dre being such a beast. Skylar's lyrics with Em's usual flow = so sick

Please, I Need A Doctor

by Timeasylums March 23, 2011

doctori

A term used by asian parents meaning to study medicine.
What asians aspirate for.

Buddi 1: Mera Bacha doctori karda
Woman 1:My son is studying medicine
Buddi 2:Acha mera engieenier a
Woman 2:Really! My son is an engineer
Buddi 1:Wa
Woman 1:Wow

by chonkydaar December 30, 2008

Doctors Interview

Giving your boss the excuse of a doctors appointment when actually going to a job interview.

Employee: Has anyone seen Dan today?
Boss: He said he had doctors appointment, but it sounds to me like a "doctors interview".

by Loofy July 27, 2013

doctors excuse

A handy printable document that can get you out of life's most horrific situations

"Yo bro -- I need a doctors excuse because I went on a booze binge this weekend and missed three days of school. Know where I can get one?"

"Yeah brah, just hit up bestfakedoctornotes.com and print one out."

by CharlesMacneil August 28, 2013

doctor clank

doctor clank

u wank, i wank, we all wank for doctor clank

by Deus Janglewangle September 22, 2015

Doctor Doofenshmirtz

The one that pulls the strings. The most powerful scientist in the world. Even by writing this I am putting myself in danger of being destroyed by one of his weapons. Nobody knows what is HIS next plan. HE is like the illuminati but on steroids.

All hail the mighty Doctor Doofenshmirtz .

by small niBBa May 15, 2018