Disabled Vedra

Vedra is a discord moderator for Disabled Football Clan

in july 18 2021 (the day a god got mod) (AAYAN ROY) vedra deleted his discord account because aayan is just too hot he also has an agenda on Portuguese Professional footballer Cristiano Tapinaldo (3 goals in 3 games in September 2021 🐐🥶)

Disabled Vedra is a discord moderator for Disabled Football Clan

by unkown shush ok bruh October 12, 2021

Disappearing Pastry Chef

When a man creampies a woman and then vanishes.

Guy 1: She's pretty but she's not the hottest girl I've ever seen.
Guy 2: All good, I'll be a disappearing pastry chef. She'll make a great single mom.

by zihb November 6, 2023

commercialized disappointment

The feeling you get when you see a totally kick-ass ad, but then receive a smack in the face when you realize that the product being advertised is either terrible, or one that you hate.

Man, that was a pretty su-weet ad.

Shit, it's for Bud Light.

That there's some real commercialized disappointment.

by pulcinella December 4, 2009

The disabled fly

The act of capturing a flying insect and removing its wings before placing it on ones erect penis and ejaculating.

Man I heard Red got the disabled fly last night

by Micktomjoe August 9, 2016

petty disagreement with green

When you are distracted by an argument or fight between yourself and another and someone steals your shit.

Thomas: Boii your backpack got stolen while you were having a petty disagreement with green.

by DYGaming March 12, 2017

Ass disaster

A complete shitshow. Something going completely wrong in every way it possibly can.

“Dude how was the vocab test?”
“A fucking wreck. I had an ass disaster midway through and bombed it.”

by papaya666 March 29, 2018

Shuttle Disaster

Catastrophic, explosive diarrhoea, resulting in blowing your “O Ring”, just like the 1986 Challenger Space Shuttle disaster

Oh man, I had a vicious Tandoori last night and had a shuttle disaster this morning

by Dr Dongmeister June 14, 2019