Dickola

The shortest man you will ever meet and probably bites their nails and has chubby fingers. has had a lot of girlfriends because of his teddy bear body. he thinks he's hot but he's really just a life sized teddy bear. if you ever meet a dickola take him for granted and then drop him. you also get free candy and snacks. hes very unhygienic and smells GROSS

Annie: omg dickola is staring at you
Slava: YESSSSS finally i get my live sized teddy bear and free food!!!
Annie: have fun using him:)))))

by Its_me_einat January 27, 2020

Dickochet

When a man is urinating and the urine bounces back onto his penis or pants.

When Jimmy was pissing on the rock, he experienced a mad dickochet when the urine bounced off of the rock and onto his trousers.

by UrbanScholar99 September 26, 2012

Dinkompoop

A fool or simpleton that finds the popular toy "Shrinky Dinks" to be a bewildering and frustrating endeavor.

Jacob just tried to microwave his Shrinky Dinks. What a Dinkompoop.

by Clarkopotamus September 2, 2011

dickomatic

Term for any fuck machine with attachable dildo used for female or homosexual masturbation.

Stacy really loves her multi-speed dickomatic. She even bought the 10 inch super pound-her dildo attachment.

by BDR1968 July 23, 2009

Dickorn

Popcorn that your friend who doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom at a movie theater infects with his dick hands.

Karl! Did you wash your hands? This tastes like Dickorn!

by Velcrowhead March 16, 2011

dickorice whip

Whipping somebody in the mouth with your manhood, while singing "Whip it, whip it good!".

Last night my boyfriend gave me a Dickorice whip! He sang "Whip it, whip it good!".

by Thieving Bird May 25, 2014

Dickotomised

A colloquial insult describing a condition being the result of performing frequent fellatio. Persons of this calibre often behave in an ignorant manner, due to an excessive amount of phallaces entering the cranial region.

(See also: dickotomy, lobotomy, stupid slut, daddy's little bitch.)

That dumb bitch must have been dickotomised, shes that fucking stupid. She must have used that much cock like a lobotomy instrument.

by The Tormentor April 13, 2014