10 Degrees of Intoxication

An ordinal scale of intervals which outlines the madgnitudinal steps from sobriety to complete intoxication.

|Sober|

1. buzzed
2. tipsy
3. drunk
4. crunk
5. hammered
6. wasted
7. shwasted
8. plastered
9. fucked up
10. gone

"Jeez. Melissa is hammered!! I think you should make your move now. before its too late."
"No. I'm waiting till her boyfriend leaves."
"dude. By that time, she'll be gone."

-10 degrees of intoxication-

by HeroicFlow [benk514] February 18, 2009

2nd Degree Gay

When a male finds another male attractive and has no problem doing him in the posterior or kissing him etc, but would never take it up the end. 50% of gay males are only 2nd degree gay and are cleverly disguised as co-workers and tv personalities.

I would totally do that guy...but he couldn't do me....cuz im 2nd degree gay

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010

dingo digger

australian; aussie, particularly broad and obnoxious, usually a bloke, not so much a sheila

no wonder he thinks the beer's warm, he's a bloody dingo digger!

by dennis-mcgavidy May 6, 2006

joe digger

Following a lengthy session of fingering one's vagina, this is what one would be called if they dug deep in your uterus, hitting your g-spot and beyond; thus, causing the one doing the dirty work to have "joe" (cum, jizz'm, etc.) all over their used fingers.

-Man, Drew is such a player.
-Yeah, I know. He ends up getting some from 75% of the female population of Nebraska.
-Wow. That is sure an accomplishment.
-No. Not really. I heard he's a joe digger.
-Gross. He never washes his hands.

by PUSSYFUCKMYASS December 18, 2006

Third Degree

A term derived from Freemasonry in which a member, in order to attend Masonic meetings, would have to pass an examination proving he is a Third Degree or Master Mason. The term has been popularized by Masons but has been adapted and loosely applied to nearly anything that requires an examination or questioning, particularly when the questioning is intensive.

I went out last night and when I got home, my girlfriend gave me the third degree.

by SoulReal December 9, 2013

dirt digger

an opposite of a gold digger. at an upscale party most women won't consider you even if you're good looking, unless you have money. most of them tramps are gold diggers. well, a dirt digger actually will fuck you even if you're just an average income guy.

guy1: dude, i was at the W hotel celebrity party last night.. there were some fine ass bitches there dude, i could tell some of them liked me, but i had no chance with them since i dont drive a lambo. so towards the end of the night i got lucky and actually took a girl home without using the roofies!

guy2: found yourself a dirt digger out of the whole crowd after all huh?

guy1: fuck yeah. she even licked my ass!

by yourmomsboyfriend March 7, 2010

third degree

Derived from an extreme form of police interrogation of the same name, its a phrase people use to describe a situation where you are being asked a series many questions.

"Whats with the third degree!?"

by Bama Self July 29, 2008