A clueless person who believes they are at the top of the social pyramid but tend to near the bottom. Often times they are a new student, freshman, or sixth grader.
by chocolate tree December 13, 2014
Get the dipper diddlemug. (N) A guy with a big dick who is willing to perform the wildest, grossest, and craziest sexual acts
(V) performing devious, crazy, and or gross sexual acts
(V) performing devious, crazy, and or gross sexual acts
(N) “Did you hear about the chump diddle in the BDC that did a Tallahasse Night Train?” “I saw it happen”
(V) “I going to go chump diddle in the bathroom” “what are you doing this time?”
“I’m going to do a Dallas Tornado and a Texas Twister”
(V) “I going to go chump diddle in the bathroom” “what are you doing this time?”
“I’m going to do a Dallas Tornado and a Texas Twister”
by Jelchmaster69 March 20, 2024
Get the Chump Diddlemug. by XxxWeapon November 15, 2018
Get the skittle my diddlemug. The act of engaging in a (prolonged) session of self-touching at a leasurly, and possibly disinterested, pace to kill time (preferably during quarantine).
Other usage in the context of soapy, preferably festive, bath: diddle-soak
Other usage in the context of soapy, preferably festive, bath: diddle-soak
Date: Mid afternoon of day 69 of quarantine.
Person 1: What did you do this weekend?
Person 2: You know, the usual, just lied in bed and diddled myself then took a diddle-sosk. It's amazing how fast time flies when you loose yourself in a quarantine-diddle.
Person 1: What did you do this weekend?
Person 2: You know, the usual, just lied in bed and diddled myself then took a diddle-sosk. It's amazing how fast time flies when you loose yourself in a quarantine-diddle.
by SanagebEl3enab October 4, 2020
Get the Diddlemug. 
Get the diddles his skittlesmug. by amioscript June 16, 2024
Get the diddle archivemug. “Poof Diddle” is the file name of the Epstein-style blackmail video that Sean “Puffy “ Combs’ owners hold over him to keep him under control.
Did you hear Puff Daddy got the R.Kelly treatment?
Yeah, apparently the video’s file name was “Poof Diddle”. Thankfully there’s no need to see it to know what he was up to. Guess he decided to stop playing ball with the small hats.
Yeah, apparently the video’s file name was “Poof Diddle”. Thankfully there’s no need to see it to know what he was up to. Guess he decided to stop playing ball with the small hats.
by Forrest View October 12, 2022
Get the “Poof Diddle”mug.