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Desperate Projectile

Any Random, hard, throw able object(s) found around you thrown at someone in desperation.

Like staplers from your desk while your boss is lecturing you about your TPS reports, or your shoe thrown at George Bush for some (Iraqi) reason or another.

Usually these aren't planned to be thrown but used to quickly satisfy the urge to hit someone that is extensively pissing you off.
The Iraqi finally had it with the President of the US, he DESPERATELY looked around for a PROJECTILE;
(hence Desperate Projectile)
removed his shoe and lobbed it at him. The Iraqi not being satisfied with his first throw took off his other shoe and attempted to hit George Bush Again.
by hellomynameisdylan December 20, 2008
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Desperate student

A desperate student is a student struggling in class. Normally he's having difficulties understanding the course materials, or having difficulties complete the assignments.

The consequences are he (she) become desperate, he starting to disturb other students and become paranoid, irritated.
"The Desperate student is crazy in his seat"

"I see, he's freaked out"
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flour dipper

When your going to fuck a fat chick and you have to throw flour on her muff to find the wet spot.
The first guy who fucked Rosie O'Donnell was a flour dipper.
by Aliecat March 13, 2010
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toe dipper

someone who is cautious to carry out an act
Smally: Lewis what is a toe dipper?
Lewis: well you are a toe dipper smally
Smally: oh
by tits_mcgee123 June 30, 2011
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dapper

This is a synonym for spiffy, jaunty, natty, and rakish.
1. Stylish or well dressed
2. Slang: cool, great, wonderful
1. You look absolutely dapper in that shirt!
2. OMG! That game is dapper!
by Jen I. Afer April 11, 2006
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deeper

What your mom screams when I am fucking her.
Your Mom: "OH! DEEPER SWEETDOGGYM, DEEPER!"
by SweetDoggyM January 14, 2016
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Desperate Housewives

n: A television show on ABC about suburban life on Wisteria Lane. Focuses on 4 main characters and their lives.
"'Desperate Houswives' is an excellent show!"
by Kewball June 5, 2005
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