Poop dealer

When the squad got the shy guy, the annoying one, the jock, and of corse the poop dealer; the fecal distributer; when you trapping so hard you mass produce your own fecal matter

Yo imma poop dealer you need some fecal matter

by Obunga Dunga September 20, 2019

double decker

When you take a deuce in the upper tank of the toilet. Leaving the owners to believe the toilet is broken, since the water comes out brown and pieces of fieces. This continues until someone either scoops it out of the upper tank or it dissolves.

Usually happens at mad crazy house parties or when someone mad dogs another person and allows them to use their bathroom.

by Tony April 21, 2004

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

When a man is taking a dump in the tank of a toilet while a female is sitting on the bowl taking a dump while facing him and performing oral sex on him.

Yo I was taking a shit and Tracy want to give me a blumpkin but she also had to take a shit so we did an Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

by Roger Podacter September 19, 2010

Meme Dealer

A person who uses social media or other forms of contact like a drug dealer with memes

Man to meme dealer “Gimme the stash”
Meme dealer to man “Here’s Ugandan Knuckles”

by TheBiggestBigShaq January 30, 2018

amateur dealer

A drug slinger that is just starting out or temporarily selling some drugs for quick cash.

Duder 1: "So I went to the doctor because of the pain after my car accident and he gave me some vicodin. I'm going to sell them shits for like $50 a pill son! I need that money."

Duder 2: "Yeah dude, go for it. You'll be a broke ass amateur dealer but it's cool. Just make sure you don't get shot."

Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."

by westfalia January 14, 2010

double decker

When you sit on your homie’s shoulders with your nuts in his face and shit through the space in between his legs.

Yo, me and devon dropped a steaming double decker earlier in the church bathroom!

by lads9 September 8, 2018

dealer doors

what you have when you open your car door and the dome light doesn't come on. In addition, your "Hey, you left your lights on" and "Your keys are still in the ignition" dingers do not go off. This happens either on purpose (to not be seen) or through electrical/mechanical failure. It often causes dead batteries.

Thanks to my dealer doors, I left my lights on again and now my battery is dead.

I locked my keys in the car. Stupid dealer doors.

It's a good thing I've got these dealer doors, or I would've been spotted last night!

by HexMaster September 25, 2009