Data Guilt

When you believe that the data your have in your computer system is more messed up than the data in everyone else system.

I've got Data Guilt. I'm embarrassed every time I run a report. I'm afraid to ask my team to clean up our Salesforce - our data is so much worse than the customer service system's data.

by malsmith June 12, 2015

Big Data Energy

The confident energy emitted by businesses harnessing their big data (large quantities of incoming and outgoing data) through data analytics & visualization and don't have to tell anyone about it. The energy speaks for itself. The big D energy tells its own story of bold, informed decisions. Every business strives for big D energy. Only a few possess such a gift. Businesses with big D energy possess qualities such as a competitive advantage, stickiness, being future-proof, and having the ability to easily pinpoint their pain points and monetize their data.

Wow, that business has Big Data Energy and is flourishing, because its management makes real-time, informed decisions. They must have Big D Insights dashboards!

by OQLIS February 3, 2023

data wolf

A secret information eating monster that lives deep on the dark web and continually uses algorithms to make its victims go crazy or become so obsessed with their devices that they completely disconnect with the physical reality.

That data wolf keeps eating all the data. I wonder what it will do with it all?

by Whatsit2yaa May 6, 2022

Data Bandit

An entity (i.e. person or machine) which uses data they do not have permission to use, in a way that is malicious and/or exploitative.

I heard Northwind Group's web servers were breached and they were held to ransom by data bandits.

by pseudonick5000 July 9, 2018

Data Hound

Someone that digs through sheets and sheets of data to find a single entry, event, etc.

There was an error last night and we're not sure what happened; let's ask Mike to look at the logs, he's a real data hound.

by MultiTech Guru January 9, 2019

Data Runs

Data Runs is a Kid who's known to Doxxing and swatting and Sims swapping and many DDos attacks

Data Runs is a Kid on xbox who's known to Doxxing and swatting and Sims swapping and many DDos attacks on Bo2

by Imifk.onxbox September 6, 2022

data pig

When you have your sister on your plan and she hogs all the monthly data.

OMG Nadine is such a data pig, she's used 60% each of the last 2 months!

by Redbeard186 March 24, 2017