The Thiccest of them all. Our god. You shall pray for the Real SamDana every night or he will fuck you with no lube.
by SalocinS June 20, 2017
She's the kindest and funniest girl you'll ever meet. She's beautiful with the purest heart ever, her intentions are never bad and I doubt she's ever done a bad thing. She'll look at you with her big brown eyes and curly hair. Every time she comes near all you can smell is her vanilla perfume and coconut shampoo. The second you meet her it's like someone flips a switch and all of a sudden all the information that occupied your brain disappears and is replaced by her, her face, her eyes, her lips, her scent, her smile, her intelligence, her personality, her purity, her humor, her body, her eyes, her laugh. She's also the most loyal girl ever. If you have a Dana in your life, protect her at all costs, hold her tight, and never let her go because the chances of you coming across a girl like her again are slim to none.
I love you, Dana.
by SilvaViridis January 21, 2024
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by Ferdaboisburgies March 09, 2017
"Hey man, have you heard of Dana?"
-"Oh, you mean Surplus who got cancelled on twitter by moist critical? who hasn't?"
-"Oh, you mean Surplus who got cancelled on twitter by moist critical? who hasn't?"
by slanslansl4n May 15, 2023
Dana Velarde is a funniest girl . She can sing, she's like a meme too , nope she's not famous . Mhm
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That's it
Person 1 : You know who dana velarde is??
Person 2: YES! And she's a great person and super beautiful and kind!!!!
Person 1 : Now i wanted to be her friend!
Person 2: YES! And she's a great person and super beautiful and kind!!!!
Person 1 : Now i wanted to be her friend!
by JSJSHSHBS November 24, 2018
the hottest person on planet earth itself
by you wanna be him July 08, 2021