East of Dallas

To be from a small town or to not want to live in a large metropolitan area.

"I sure as hell ain't been east of Dallas!"
"I never had big city eyes and I've never been east of Dallas" -Eric Church

by Kc7aff January 21, 2019

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip

Hey “The Dooo”, give me a Sloppy Dallas

by Harryl October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

Giving or receiving a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Phil: “Dude, that chick 3 seats over gives the best Sloppy Dallas’s.”
Dave: “Don’t those give you a redneck stench?”
Phil: “Yeah, but regular blowjobs just don’t do it for me anymore.”

by Blub1rd October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Receiving a blowjob from a person with an oral cavity full of chewing tobacco.

Hannah gave me a sloppy dallas . It was cool until she put a fuckin' top-hat on my pecker!

by AlnisPat October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A sloppy dallas is where a msn gets a blowjob whilst their partner has a mouth full of dip inside.
Creds to McNasty, Sniping Soup, The Doo, Blarg

Soups sister: Soup god damn it come over here and get "sloppy dallas"
Soup: Lemme get my gucci belt first

by stretchy ahole October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Giving a blowjob with a mouthful of dip

Phil: “Dude, check out the girl 3 seats over. I hear she gives the best Sloppy Dallas’s in town.”
Dave: “I know, Phil. She’s why I’m smelled by rednecks 5 miles away.”

by Blub1rd October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When you get a girl to pack a fat lip of tobacco and give you a blowjob

Dude, Clara gave me a mean Sloppy Dallas last night!

by Pimpala15 October 15, 2020