Phil: “Dude, check out the girl 3 seats over. I hear she gives the best Sloppy Dallas’s in town.”
Dave: “I know, Phil. She’s why I’m smelled by rednecks 5 miles away.”
Dave: “I know, Phil. She’s why I’m smelled by rednecks 5 miles away.”
by Blub1rd October 15, 2020
Phil: “Dude, that chick 3 seats over gives the best Sloppy Dallas’s.”
Dave: “Don’t those give you a redneck stench?”
Phil: “Yeah, but regular blowjobs just don’t do it for me anymore.”
Dave: “Don’t those give you a redneck stench?”
Phil: “Yeah, but regular blowjobs just don’t do it for me anymore.”
by Blub1rd October 15, 2020