Dad

noun. A married male who runs away that normally won’t come back

“Are you gonna be a dad in the future?”
“If I have a ugly child.”

by Where’s dad February 09, 2018

Dad

Wow. You actually did it. You felt that you could have the audacity to actually look this word up. You know what it means. Now go to your room. I’m so disappointed.

Dad is your father

by Savagedoge69 November 21, 2017

Dad

The difference is a dad is someone who sucks around and raises you the father doesn’t always stick around he is your spurn doner a dad always there a father is not always

My dads always been here

My father left me when I was6 months old

Father - not always there

Dad- raises you

by Ali damin October 16, 2018

Dad

The reason why you were born

Man if it weren't for my dad being horny with my mom i would have never been born

by Sir Robin the not so brave July 17, 2013

Dad

Dad is your rock, dad will help you through everything, dad is everything. If your homeless, dad is your food

Person 1:dude what's up?
Person 2: just eating dad because I have no money
Person 1: ...

by Yourmumwantsit May 19, 2016

Dad

the guy who left when you were 2 years old

Me: where is dad

mom: never to be seen again

by yeetthefeet April 08, 2019

Dad

G O N E

Son: mom how do you spell dad
Mom: G O N E

by x_pyro March 17, 2017