Dad

Dad is your rock, dad will help you through everything, dad is everything. If your homeless, dad is your food

Person 1:dude what's up?
Person 2: just eating dad because I have no money
Person 1: ...

by Yourmumwantsit May 19, 2016

Dad

noun. A married male who runs away that normally won’t come back

“Are you gonna be a dad in the future?”
“If I have a ugly child.”

by Where’s dad February 9, 2018

Dad

a description of a female who tends to wear baseball hats and like to wear their shirts overly tucked in with a big belt and flannel to go with it.

Dads tend to have a mature but nonchalant and understanding vibe and personality

That girl is dad goals.
I want that dad to protect and understand the fuck out of me.

by awesomegay February 16, 2018

dad

left me

he went to tesco and left me there bye dad i said

by the white version of big smoke April 19, 2020

Dad

The person you are looking for/

Where is my dad?

by The memes loser May 20, 2020

Dad

The reason why you were born

Man if it weren't for my dad being horny with my mom i would have never been born

by Sir Robin the not so brave August 27, 2013

Dad

A bitch that sits on his ass all day playing poker well making you his slave

dad: go get me a drink
me: you are like 3 steps away from the water bottle
dad: don't get an attitude with me

me" what?

by I don't make sense at all February 2, 2022