ding dong lick

When you touch and lick a nipple(can be your own) and run away

yo let’s ding dong lick your moms house

by Dickchocolate June 5, 2021

Ding dong doobie

Ding Ding Doobie, when you knock on someone’s window then spark up a shitty doobie scaring the absolute fuck out of them

Hey we really got “Conner” with that ding dong doobie last night hey, he was scared shitless

by Bitch Ass Kale January 25, 2022

Ding Jian

DIng Jian is a pretentious guy who wants to be as pick-me as possible because he wants everyone to call him DJ. However, please note the fact that he knows nothing about being a DJ.

Wait, do you think he is pick-me?
Yes, he is so Ding Jian

by bibojim September 27, 2022

Ding Dong Schlong

Ding Dong Ditch but instead of running away you show whoever opens the door your Schlong (Male Genitalia)

Jonathan: "Hey, do you wanna Ding Dong Schlong with me tonight?"
William: "Yes, I'd love to Ding Dong Schlong with you tonight"

by xWhatDa November 11, 2022

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding

The words used in Biggyrapper’s stop posting about among us campaign.

Hey babe, when the underwear sus haha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding

by TanglefingStar January 15, 2023

Ding Dong

Ding Dong!!!

1.The sound the door bell makes (Sounds 100 times louder when it's your parents at the door)

2.An idiot

3.similar to a jerk off (An ignorant dick wad, not someone who masturbates excessively)

1.Ding dong!

You:oh no its....

Your parents:Hi sweetie!!!

2.Look at Mark...Shoving a firecracker up his arse....What a ding dong

by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Ding Dong

1: The sound a doorbell makes.
2: A man's penis, also known as a dick, cock, and talala.

ohh u touch my talala. mmmm my ding ding dong.

by i like woman penis July 7, 2010