verbal diarrhea

a person that speaks their mind without any filter; consequences could be profoundly funny or insulting to the person listening

WOW your hair looks like a lion's mane. Oops I do suffer from verbal diarrhea.

by hemocoel February 2, 2009

Diarrhea Holocaust

The worst catastrophe since I ejaculated into a fan. An event that is literally like taking your cock, beating an angry cat with it while simultaneously shitting on your mom. Something so unmentionable that it gives you the sensation that a dozen catholic priests are sodomizing you repeatedly then finally sticking a purple candle in your sphincter and burning your insides with hot wax while cooking priest semen in your bunghole. Seriously, I'd rather be a youngling in Revenge of the Sith than go through this.

Mike:wassup dude, how was your birthday? me:shitty, it was a total Diarrhea holocaust.

by ExplosiveSoap August 6, 2011

period diarrhea

the act of having uncontrollable nasty, foul, explosive diarrhea while in the midst of your special monthly visitor.

(1)"i just period diarrhea-ed that toilet like no other!"

(2) Shana: "i period diarrhea'd my skirt. it's all in my skirt."

by thedonna69 February 4, 2010

Explosive Diarrhea

noun. A ferocious eruption of liquid shit that usually ends up everywhere but the toilet. Colors range from orange to mustard brown.

"Anthony missed his class because he was busy spraying anal secretion on the walls from his bad case of Explosive diarrhea."

by ISHKABIBBLES May 15, 2007

diarrhea frisbee

Taco Bell's limited time crunchwrap supreme. It looks like a frisbee and is filled with a diarrhea-like substance.

I ordered a diarrhea frisbee for lunch. It tasted like poop.

by mendicant~ July 21, 2005

Spicy Diarrhea

An unpleasant type of bowel ejection in which has a disastrous or possibly tragic aftermath. If survived through this event a human may feel an anal burning and/or stinging sensation for up to 2 to 3 months.

1.James- "Aw man my ass is killing me from that Spicy Diarrhea I had last month. It was probably the Mexican food I had that night"
2. News Reporter-"In other news, a man was tragically killed last month. Analysts say his death was caused from a rare bowel ejection known as Spicy Diarrhea."

by Douche McGivens March 7, 2009

verbal diarrhea

A serious disease which, once it has control of a person, causes them to spew forth incoherent babble from the bowels of the voicebox. Often extremely frustrating for the victim and extremely hilarious for the observer.

Compliments to Eric :-) for the examples

"Gugga blugga aorfbb999l! WimblEdon (long 'e') grrfor..bll...gll..."

"It's 90% perception! Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

<yells> "I need to know EXACTLY where your hands are!" ... "I mean the general... area..." <falls over, asleep>

<reads off paper ("flibbertygibbet" is written on the paper)> "Filbert gilbert!"

by The Ugly One January 7, 2004