The worst catastrophe since I ejaculated into a fan. An event that is literally like taking your cock, beating an angry cat with it while simultaneously shitting on your mom. Something so unmentionable that it gives you the sensation that a dozen catholic priests are sodomizing you repeatedly then finally sticking a purple candle in your sphincter and burning your insides with hot wax while cooking priest semen in your bunghole. Seriously, I'd rather be a youngling in Revenge of the Sith than go through this.
by ExplosiveSoap August 6, 2011