dew process

Da right to be forewarned dat your valuables will get dampened if left outdoors overnight.

Schools should practice "dew process" --- i.e., inform their students dat drinking citrus soda will **not act** as a contraceptive --- in their sex-ed classes, as well.

by QuacksO June 26, 2021

Man Dew

Carbonated water known to be drank mostly by homosexual men, usually when engaging in foreplay

As a gay, i can’t go for more than 12 seconds without my Man Dew.

by CIJHNN October 15, 2017

Stache dew

Water droplets condensing on a moustache

Yo! sick stache dew bro! you got that condensation on"

by Bulletbaba March 10, 2023

ginny dew

An alcoholic mixture of gin, lime juice and Mtn. Dew.

Something to drink, sir?
I'll have a Ginny dew.
(a few minutes later) I apologize, sir, but the bartender is not quite sure how to make a "ginny dew."

by naoise555 December 14, 2015

Dew Bomber

A 20 ounce bottle of Mountain Dew spiked with 5 hour energy. A beverage made for the elite programmer, gamer, or weight lifter looking for a boost.

Man I was tired as shit this morning until I had a Dew Bomber! I got through a shitty day at school and more!

by SuperNoahZark December 30, 2010

Mountain dew

$7 Jesus juice

Mountain dew is just like Jesus juice

by Blackvolgger August 27, 2019

summer dew

When a droplet of beer unexpectedly runs down your mustache into your mouth.

When I finished my beer, all I had to drink was some summer dew.

by FishMeatloaf February 2, 2018