Cooter Muffin

A cuter name for a Vagina.

My brother needs to find some cute Cooter Muffin to take home tonight. So I am going to help him scope out some chicks that are not dirty.

by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011

double barrel cooter shooter

Derived from the shocker except w/o the pinky; resembles a gun, two fingers are inserted into the cooter and the thumb is used to "fire" in turn touching the clit.

She loved the double barrel cooter shooter last night!

by Noah August 11, 2004

Cooter

The female love box, more commonly referred to as the vajayjay.

Gee whiz, your cooter really smells funny

by Kryger January 13, 2009

cooter

1. The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.
2. A similar part in some invertebrates.
Synonyms - see vagina, poon, cunt, twat, pussy, etc

"Either your cooters work, or they don't" -Tina Fey, Weekend Update (Saturday Night Live)

"I think I popped my cooter bone out." -Lindsay Lohan, Appalachian Emergency Room (Saturday Night Live)

Apparently SNL likes to use that word...

by ithinkipoppedmycooterboneout September 5, 2005

cayote

a young guy that is attracted to and dates older women.

26 yr old woman: "hey what's the story with Frank, he's single right?"

friend of 28 yr old guy in question: "forget it, he's a cayote, his last 3 woman-friends have been over 40"

by pixelfairy March 14, 2009

cooterfloop

Something so fucked up. You really can't think of something to say about it. Honestly, who can think of this?

PenisNocker: You Ass Licking Thundercunt!
CockFlapper: Shut the fuck up Cooterfloop!
PenisNocker: Wtf?

by Troy Winters June 23, 2006

cooterflap licker

Anyone who eats cooter. But, in most cases is used as another name for a lesbian.

See those two hot girls over there? I bet they're both SH5 cooterflap lickers.

by John Fowler June 13, 2007