clerge

A combination of "clash" and merge". A clerge is any combination of foods that taste terrible together.

Examples of a clerge are Orange juice and toothpaste, cranberries and milk, vinegar and ice cream.

by saltyconfetti December 29, 2011

celery sticking

when giving a blow job you use your thumb to massage the part under the balls (taint) until you feel the area that feels similar to a celery stick.

“if you’re giving a blow job, try celery sticking his taint, makes them cum fast.”

by EmmaX3 June 5, 2018

celery man

When you're a hard working man at a 9 to 5 job, but your salary is low and you subsist on celery.

When it comes to my job, I'm not a salary man... I'm a celery man.

by Jean-Luc Picard... June 7, 2019

carrots and celery

carrots and celery are the best snacks in the world!!!! U MUST EAT WITH RANCH DRESSING/DIP or else they are gross

carrots and celery being eaten by a bunny

by prettiep October 22, 2008

clerk-flex

When a low-level office clerk tries to exert 'muscle' by giving you a hard time for (or about) something, usually around policy interpretation, purchases, or just about anything they feel they can demonstrate their ability to think at a higher level.

When an office admin assistant, unnecessarily questions (ergo delays)your expense submissions, by asking detailed questions, even if they had previously been approved. This can be refered to, as clerk-flex.

by Supo December 9, 2008

clericutioner

A subversive who never comes under suspicion, because he/she has already risen to the top position of the organization he/she intends to subvert. A secret turncoat of the highest level.

The Popes who ordered the Crusades were really just clericutioners. Whatever happened to 'thou shalt not kill'?

Did you hear that Mark Foley exploited children while chairing the Committee for Exploited Children? What a clericutioner.

by carpainterly May 29, 2007

celerape

1. To celebrate an event by raping someone or something, which ever feeds your fancy you sick bastard

2. Raping to celebrate an event. This occurs when one cannot hold one's own excitement back so much so that it forces itself out in a violent sexual nature.

"I want to celerape the New Year with that dog."

"Yo man, I can't keep it in my pants anymore, let's celerape that thing that looks like a woman over there."

by Ivan Yominovsky August 27, 2007