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customobility

the option to customize something to your liking
muzzafuzza: the customobility in the upcoming game will be amazing

muzzafuzza: customobility? Is that even a word? someone google that sh*t
by shkatemystery August 16, 2010
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CustomName

CustomName: A YouTuber who is also Partnered with Discord!

Custom is a Magically Human who gives out Discord Nitro to his server members.
Wow! CustomName gave me Nitro! Hes so cool!
by AceInABox January 23, 2021
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Pimp-Ho-Customer Transaction

A transaction in business in which a customer buys goods from someone which that person gives the money to his boss which leads him paying that person his share of the money.
Dude Ian got sucked into the Pimp-Ho-Customer Transaction deal again.
by R.E.M 2nd February 12, 2009
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Immigration and Customs Enforcement

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency created in 2003 by merging the enforcement arm of the former Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) with that of the US Customs Service (see Customs and Border Protection {CPB}). It is part of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).

The ICE employs 19,000 people worldwide and has a budget of about $5.7 billion (comparable to the military budget of Algeria or Norway). It is responsible for Detention and Removal Operations (DRO) of removable aliens.

The ICE also violates international laws on human rights by deporting immigrants (legal or not) accused of a crime (this is known as exile and violates international norms of criminal justice). This program is called "Secure Communities" and of course only makes communities a lot LESS secure; it has exiled over 14,000 immigrants for petty offices such as traffic violations.

The dog-and-pony show of the ICE is its Office of Investigations (OI). This "investigates, deters and interdicts ...arms and strategic technology exports, ...money laundering, ...media piracy, smuggling (contraband, narcotics and aliens), immigration fraud, transnational gangs, ...child exploitation and pornography..." The OI basically issues press releases for publication as "news" by lazy newsmedia. The fact remains that human trafficking is a tiny affair with few reliably documented cases, and the US is not dependent on imported porn.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement is a surplus agency of the US government that mostly duplicates the efforts of Customs and Border Protection and Citizenship and Immigration Services. It operates a gigantic, corporate-run incarceration system that surpasses anything Kafka, Orwell, or Solzhenitsyn ever wrote about.
by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010
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custody

when a pudding is imrisoned agaist its will for committing a cake crime.
the cherry bakewell is being held in custody after raping a rhubarb crumble. No wait... thats custardy!
by runnybum December 3, 2005
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customer

someone who pays money for something

also relates to the word COCK somehow paradoxically
"customer"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"
by Anonymous October 13, 2003
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customer

noun:
1. a respected client or patron that financially supports an establishment by using their services or purchasing their merchandise.
2. (in some stores) A common criminal that must be watched, video taped, herded through electronic detection devices like cattle and have their purchases riffled through & checked against the receipt by friskers at the exit of the store.
Store owner 1: "My customers are the most valued asset of my business. I'll not have them disturbed or badgered in any way."

Store boner 2: "Customer is just another word for an undetected criminal. If I had my way, I'd have the customers turn out their pockets before they leave, and have their purses, strollers and everything searched as well. In fact, that's what I'm working towards. Slowly, I remove one respectful treatment after another, until I am finally strip searching the customers as they leave. It's similar to the gradual way the Hitler removed the rights of the Jews prior to the holocaust, one by one. After a while, they will expect to be treated as the criminals that I'm sure the lot of them are, and will even defend my right to do it. And the best part is, the cost of all this added security won't increase the prices, because when I increase the security, I'll just decrease the customer service to compensate."
by shankus December 1, 2004
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