Chench

Dropping an utterly destructive shit that destroys your bowels with hint of spice lingering in the air. Inspired by the Chen.

Oh my goodness, that man just took a terrible chench
Hurry up! I need to chench right now or I'm going to explode

by Mr.Bourbon May 10, 2024

Chench

An utterly disgusting shit that destroys your bowels with a hint of lingering spice. Usually vile and a big ole' pile.

Oh my goodness that man just took a horrendous chench
Hurry up! I need to take a chench!
Pewyewh! Who the fuck chenched in here

by Mr.Bourbon May 10, 2024

clench and dash

When you have to poop so bad that you can’t stop it so you clench your buttcheeks together and make a mad dash to the bathroom

Bro, that Chinese food made me so sick. I had to clench and dash!

by ThatOneEmanon June 28, 2024

Cunch

Noun, also a variation of the word cunt. Often used in online as a way to bypass chat filters that won't allow the word "Cunt" Or C U Next Tuesday.

" Is Shane Dowling ranting about the Earth being flat? What a massive shit spouting cunch."

by TheNewOxfordDictionary June 4, 2025

Itcher Clencher

When you fart to itch your rectum instead of openly scratching, while trying to not let a loud one out.

Yesterday in class I had a bad bootay itch and had to let out an itcher clencher.

by Guitarman78 August 16, 2011

death clench

The act of squeezing you ass cheeks so tight in order to keep the turd from shooting out.

John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.

by verny1234567890 January 4, 2012

Crab clench

A vagina that won't let it go, no matter what. She'll hold on till she's pregnant.

Get me out of your crab clench, honey! We don't need a child yet!

by Spiker_snu March 28, 2016