An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
by Philosiraptor July 6, 2009
Get the crystal stroker mug.shes an all around amazing girl. shes super smart and nice. she always helps you first and she'll worry about herself later. she has a smile that could light up the darkest tunnel. a laugh that makes you smile. she has eyes that mezmerize you and she has a body but swears she dont. shes one of a kind and absolutely beautiful. all the girls hate her cuz all the guys love her, but she swears like shes so ugly. she deserves a slap for saying anything bad about her self because shes fucking perfect. and any guy that passes her up (Tyrese aka the guy she is in LOVE with) is the biggest idiot ever. no one ever thinks of talking shit about her because as sweet as she is she aint affraid to kick some ass. dont even think of messing with her family cuz the next thing you know ur laying on the groung wondering what the hell happened?!?!
Crystalin is a beautiful person.
by Moochymoochy October 25, 2018
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She is the most perfect girl in the world. She's always putting people ahead of her before she puts her first. You will never be sad sad when you're around her because she will always make you laugh. She's super smart too if you didn't know. She will act dumb and say she is dumb but don't believe that. She will literally help you in seconds even if she doesn't know what it is. She hangs out with everyone at school because she really likes everyone. She doesn't want to have any problems. If she knows she messed up she apologize with all her heart. You really shouldn't let her go. IF you're her guy best friend you'll probably fall for her. If you're her girl best friend trust me she's always there for you. She's also really pretty so if you hear her say she's ugly or anything just tell her she's not.
by hahaomghey April 16, 2020
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by ninjaweiner April 15, 2012
Get the Crystal crib mug.1. An American country singer best known for her 1977 hit song, "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue".
2. Rough or forcible anal penetration, resulting in bruising of the aforementioned chocolate starfish.
2. Rough or forcible anal penetration, resulting in bruising of the aforementioned chocolate starfish.
by Prestonblue September 5, 2013
Get the Crystal Gale mug.Shoving a water bottle, preferably crystal geyser, in a vagina and pouring the liquids out. Emptying the contents, squeezing the water out of them vagina.
*Caution: sparkling water hurts*
*Caution: sparkling water hurts*
by Baddabingo boy December 12, 2016
Get the crystal geyser mug.One who dedicates their Soul to Crystals. They enjoy, and appreciate the shine, glow, and structure of any Crystal.
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