Take a Ted Cruz 

When you leave your constituents to freeze to death, so you could go on a vacation.

Man I'm so tired of working for the people of this state, Its so cold and there is no power.

Don't worry you just need to "Take a Ted Cruz" to Cancun for a few weeks.

Take a Ted Cruz by FUDGEPOOP February 18, 2021

santa cruz 

Stoner Heaven, everyone there smokes pot, everyday. its a way of life.

I have a friend who lives in Santa Cruz.. everyone in her family smokes pot, mom dad brother and her, kinda sad i guess. but everyone does it

santa cruz by KKizzle April 11, 2007

santa cruz 

A kick ass town surrounded by lame ass poser towns like watsonville and scotts valley. Well known for weed, meth, surfing, slutty bitches and Charasmatic motherfuckers such as my self. Killer place to live but totally uninviting towards marks from out of town such as watsonville.

"Hey man lets kick it in Santa Cruz tonight!" Naw man I heard they beat up on gay, raver, pretty boy, poser, uncharismatic watsonville trash such as ourselves...lets go to Eders house in watson and dance in front of a mirror with glow sticks, bump trance music,wax our eyebrows, and fuck each other in the asshole watson style!! "Orale sounds cherry Bro!!"

santa cruz by Calfdogg August 6, 2006

Santa Cruz 

The best city in Bolivia. Also known as Santa Cruz de la Sierra. Beautiful landscapes, cheap alcohol, hot weather and the most beautiful women. Full of culture, dance, night life, people from all over the world. Lots of spanish colony history, old spanish churches, art, musicians, etc. The best food in the fucking world. The best fucking place on earth to have fun.

Pariente, ¡Bienvenido a Santa Cruz de la Sierra!
Santa Cruz kicks ass.
¡Viva Santa Cruz, Autonomia carajo!

Santa Cruz by Jorge L. Vaca June 25, 2008

leo cruz 

An ugly as fuck rat that worships the Ninja Turtles

Leo Cruz is a dirty rat and eats cheese all day

leo cruz by batmanisthebae August 11, 2014

Penelope Cruz 

A seductive, sexy and beautiful actress. She has a cute Spanish accent and is incredibly hott! Penelope Cruz is a godess!

1) Penelope Cruz is a godess!
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.

Penelope Cruz by Chris May 13, 2005

jay cruz armoreda

Chicken farmer from lebanon who likes sugar booties on the side , Knocks on doors to say "Meeeep Meeeep need any gooodies?!"

Me- "Your such a jay cruz armoreda ! "
You- " My sugar booties do not cause acne hoe ! "

jay cruz armoreda by Chicken executers March 27, 2009