crouchwalkerslayer

a player in call of duty who crouches and walks around so his footsteps cannot be heard, often disliked among the call of duty community

he is such a crouchwalkerslayer

by yoloking423 December 10, 2013

Crouch Rot

Slang for jock itch, it's like athletes foot on your balls

Dude this crouch rot really sucks

by Grumpy duck January 27, 2015

crosby jocks

when your misses is so drunk she vomits in your jock draw, not realizing it is not the toilet.

She was so wasted she had a Crosby jocks situation.

by melaniecrazy February 21, 2015

crouch crickets

A type of crab or bug you get in your croutch from being a slut. Bugs that infest you vagina or penis

Man i was banging this hoe now my crouch itches and its full of crouch crickets

by Betburt77 December 25, 2017

Crouchinator

Is a male stalker that exclusively pursues hot tiny women of just legal age with tiny firm asses not much bigger than their own hard cocks. These males typically fuck these women in the prone position with a couple of pillows shoved under their hips. They make no distinction between an asshole and a vagina and will gladly fill each hole to the rim with sperm. They are also easily amazed as to how deep they can go before the woman feels like she is being impaled on a wooden stake. These males are easily offended by women that spill their seed and will typically carry around a bag of old wine bottle corks to plug holes that they have recently filled. These males typically weigh 2 to 4 times as much as their women.

Damn dude, don't be such a crouchinator.

by TwoSocks February 24, 2019

Croob

This word describes a person that is a huuuugggeee nonce

Person 1: I just touched a child's dick.
Person 2: OMG you fucking croob!!!
Person 1: Bad out.

by UrmumAhomoSEXUAL February 26, 2019

Croob

Could mean goddess but also can mean crab

wow, shes a croob!!

I love croobs, they are cute

by Croob queen August 7, 2019