coozebuster

either a situation, remark or other uninvited distraction so crude it make your girlfriend completely dry up during foreplay or sex

"That Rosie O'Donnell workout video was a major coozebuster last night - in fact, I almost got stuck inside of Molly and had to call the paramedics! Damn that fat slag!!!"

by Kyle the sick (but wise) bastard May 5, 2004

Crooked Fence

When you are planning to fuck your wife or girlfriend... or boyfriend in the morning but you sleep on your dick wrong and wake up with a boner that is sticking straight up!

Joe: Hey Bob I was planning on fucking your wife last night but I got a damn crooked fence!

Bob: WHAT!?

by Joe Gimm November 28, 2009

crook dick

a misshaped penis that looks like a fishing hook.

lex has a crook dick so when he urinates he usually sprays himself. He also has a tiny penis and would be embarrassed if he was in a shower with a chinese toddler.

by Jason Dugan July 31, 2006

crooked pene

A slightly bent penis, leaning to one side.

"Hey what's wrong with your cock?"

"It's a crooked pene bitch, just suck on it."

by revan1892 March 13, 2008

Croom A Coochee

The small community that not very many people want to visit just ten minutes south of Bushnell. The only way to get to houses here are on the numerous dirt roads and through woods. Hunting plays a large part in this community and you made find people down at Silver Lake or the Withlacoochee River, swimming away from alligators. Croom a Coochee is centered around the "Country Store": a rundown gas station with two pumps and expensive cigarettes and beer. It's customers include a variety of rednecks, drug dealers and crack addicts. You learn about the entire "town" on the bulletin board where you can find your next exotic pet such as a chicken or horse. Croomite is a common term for those who live here. You can often find everyone walking around with black feet as most people don't wear shoes. Beware of the cop that sits in the same exact spot every day and thinks he can pull you over for speeding through the 30mph speed zone. Don't forget about the blonde headed kids who ride their bikes on seven curves every day. You're likely to hit one while driving by. Or the long hair kid on the Piece of shit golf cart that thinks he owns the road because it goes 25mph. Your likely to fine him near any body of water that he don't have permission to. Never go out at night or you may possibly be raped, shot, or some crack addict lady with no bra on and a mini skirt may ask you for some drugs. Gotta love to live in Croom A Coochee.

Driver. Why is that Guys feet so black

Passenger. That just a normal croomite

Driver. Were are they from

Passenger. Croom A Coochee

by Weeksbaby September 14, 2017

crooked toe

another name for a bunyon on your foot

whats up witch your crooked toe yo ?

by k. morse June 11, 2006

Croocon

a sailor on shore leave who first tries to take advantage of loose women, soon there after raiding their purses and taking their cash. if there is no cash on the said loose women, he then raids the panties and takes their life.

*person doing body outline* "Looks like this woman's purse was raided ... no money was found ... whats this? panties are torn with a bite mark .... she was a victim of the cereal croocon."

by Camargaret July 23, 2006