Crokered

To get so sideways inebriated you could be confused for someone who has a stroke in their broccas region, because you're completely incoherent.

Getting so crokered on the weekend it'll make the 97 knights mad Monday look like a nuns trip to the Vatican.

by Pongaforpm May 12, 2018

Coke Fountain

The 3 ft. or so fountain produced when you add a peppermint mento to a can of coke.

We made a coke fountain so big it blew some guys glasses off

by Joshyboy1000 February 3, 2007

Chokester

A person who tries his hardest, but always comes up short.

Hey Martin. You are the biggest chokester I have ever met. Maybe next year.

by Jay-money April 27, 2014

Choke On The Main Stage

When one is unable to perform a task or function properly due to stress or being nervous; choking, but on a much greater scale with higher stakes at hand.

Guy 1: Hey, what happened when you were talking to that girl? You just froze up.

Guy 2: Yeah, I know. When it comes to talking to girls, I just choke on the main stage.

by MDog632 July 19, 2016

choke the pope

Male masturbation.

I totally choke the pope in the bathroom of Marlboro Market like all the time. I stare myself in the eyes and wonder if my boss can hear my pleasure sighs..?

by Lord Cohliani May 29, 2018

chokey wanky

When playing charades and trying to convey Auto erotic asphyxiation but relaying the answer as Chokey Wanky

Richard did so much chokey wanky last night he went blue in the face.

by ALEXOUS1 June 10, 2018

Coke Cancel

When you have to cancel your next days activities because you did too much coke the night before.

I had to coke cancel my brunch plans for today

by Okkkkk123 September 1, 2018