Crisped

Figuratively, what you feel when your life hopes are suddenly in shambles.
Literally, when you opted for a CRISPR upgrade by someone missed a letter or two and you spend your life in a slum instead of a penthouse

I feel soo crisped these days. Back to my folks’ basement again.

by KMS19 March 8, 2020

Crisp Ice

Crispy drink. Crisp ice is the most amazing sparkling water you can ever get. Especially Strawberry Lemonade. It is enhanced to make you sexually active. Your friend with benefits will thank Crisp Ice.

We are going to get Crisp Ice all the damn time sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Ooffffff!!!!! This is the Stuff broskiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ms.JuicyTinkles February 27, 2019

zac crisp

bellend

Person 1: have you seen zac crisp
Person 2: thankfully not what a prat

by henry_clifton April 21, 2023

Something came up with the crisp

Low on money; Poor.

Sorry guys. I can’t come out, something came up with the crisp.

by A. Cow December 25, 2024

Crisping

Lighting up; smoking that flaka

I was definitely crisping when I coined this term

by Puzzle guzzle February 1, 2021

cabbage crisp

Something that is very cool

Hey bro, you’re really cabbage crisp

by Bc s rncncmd October 15, 2022