When everyone around you in your social circle knows your girlfriend is going to get fucked by some other guy in front of you, but you don't know it yet because you have "apocalypsed" this girl as your best and only option . Also known as a "Pre-cuck"
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The production and distribution of press releases by cretins with limited grammatical or spelling skills.
Floyd Shivambu is guilty of the cretation of multiple ridiculous ANC Youth League public statements.
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The act of putting a dollop of toothpaste on the tip of the penis and brushing another's teeth with the penis, as though it were a toothbrush.
The act of putting a dollop of toothpaste on the tip of the penis and brushing another's teeth with the penis, as though it were a toothbrush.
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