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crayon juice

Liquid variant of the art tool commonly used by children. Can be served sat any temperature, because let’s be honest, if you’re at the point of drinking liquified crayons, who cares if it’s hot or cold?
Person 1: Yo dude, this crayon juice has gone off!
Person 2: You’re an idiot, crayons can’t go off.
by CrayonJuiceYum April 3, 2020
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Lidl Crayon

A penis that is thin like a crayon and looks like it could snap. Also tends to be deformed and to be a strange colour.
You see that guy over there? I heard he has a right Lidl crayon going on!
by General Fire November 12, 2012
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crayon level

Understanding a concept or idea on a small child's level.
My understanding of global politics is on a total crayon level.
by TangerineGRL13 February 27, 2013
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Crayoning

Whilst receiving felatio, a man withdraws his penis from the persons mouth and proceeds to draw on the giving party’s face with the tip of his penis
“Yeah I’m a male sex worker, I offer extras such as crayoning, anal play on you, rimming on me, nipple play
by Killaklamjam September 2, 2018
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Crayon

A delicious snack used by the kindest humans on earth (children) and the scariest people on earth (the marines). Sometimes used for coloring, but colored pencils are better for coloring (not eating).
Bob: “Are you hungry?”
Tom: “Yes.”
Bob: “Pick which crayon flavor you want.”
by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024
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Like banning colored crayons

An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.

(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)
1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."

1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."
by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023
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Crayon

by KookyManookie January 19, 2020
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